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Saturday, October 12, 2013

Full Disclosure...

Uh, I have something rather embarrassing to admit to all of you. Really, it's rather shocking and a bit difficult to talk about.

But, I'll pull my big girl panties up and get it off my chest anyway.

I. Have never. Read. HARRY POTTER. Any of it. Not one. Not a single book.

I haven't even seen one of the movies. I know - sacrilege, right?



It's not that I don't like a good mystical, magical fantasy. It's not that I don't like MG/YA/NA. Cuz I do. I've read (and continue to read) tons of books written for this age group. It's just... I don't know. I guess I was annoyed by all the hype.

That, and I've always been a bit counter-culture.

Okay - I've always been A LOT counter-culture.

I've never read any of the Fifty Shades series either. Or Twilight. To be honest, I had never read Ender's Game until last month.

It begs the question...



I know you're saying this. I've asked myself the same question on numerous occasions. Usually related to hanging my ass out at work or in similar, awkward situations, but go ahead, you can apply it to this one as well.

So here's the thing, the thing that made me think about this particular fact this morning: I want people to love my book(s) as much as they seem to love THOSE books. I want the hype and the media and the word-of-mouth and the staying-up-late-under-the-covers-to-finish moments these books seem to have brought to the reading public.

I want people talking about what they love, hate, laughed at, cried over and couldn't get out of their head. I want people to relate to my characters, to the story and situation I put the characters through and to the obstacles they have to face. I want people (readers) to FEEL the words I wrote, maybe even quote a line or two, and to go all gooey in the middle at the parts that are gooey-riffic.

I may act all...

But really, I'm like every other author out there, searching for...


So, I read the first Harry Potter book, "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone." And you know, I sort of like it. I won't say I LOVED it, because it is, after all, written for a MUCH YOUNGER audience. But I think, if I were that MUCH YOUNGER audience, I would probably have loved it.

I liked the characters and the pacing and the humor and plot lines. I liked the suspense and how close Harry and his friends are. Yeah. I liked it. I liked it enough to go on to book 2, "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." I have to admit, it's a bit slower getting started, but I'm still reading it.

I have not, will not and refuse to read Twi-Twi or 50/50. Nope. Won't do it. Can't. It would be like breaking the secret code of all want to be taken semi-seriously (at least enough to to sell a few copies) authors everywhere. Maybe that's a bit harsh, coming from an as-yet unsold author, and a bit unfair to say, since I haven't read the books. But - when you've heard as much about the lack of craft in those books as I have, I. Can't. Do. It.

So call me a snob. Call me a bitch. Call me whatever you want. Am I jealous that they've sold like, a gazillion copies and got movie rights and are swimming in money?

Of course I am, do you think I'm nuts? I'd kill for that kind of fandom.

But I have to live with myself, and my books. Maybe my books aren't that good. Maybe you'll hate my characters, my plot, my pacing and my style. Maybe you'll read the first one and say "God, never again will I waste my time/money/existence on such tripe!"

Then again, maybe you'll find one or two words that I've stitched together and say "whoa - that's beautiful. That means something to me."

Maybe. I hope so. Until then, I'm still not reading that shit.



10 comments:

  1. I will also never read 50 Shades of Grey. Though I did read Bared To You, simply because it was the competing book at the time. So I figure that was close enough. I also know, just from skimming a page or two of 50SoG, that it's written rather shittily. BUT - if this thing ever becomes a reality, I would snap that shit up in a heartbeat, lol!! http://youtu.be/5K1RcKJVbHA

    If you really want a laugh, go read the reviews of 50SoG on Amazon. I'm kind of torn about seeing the movie. I don't want to give it money, but at the same time, Charlie Hunnam is in it, and...just...unf.

    But yeah, good decision on not picking up Twilight, either. I should have made the same decision, haha!

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    1. Well, Charlie Hunnam has stepped down and I wonder if that's some sort of comment in it's own right.

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  2. Hi Y'all!

    BOL!!! My Human has friends who read every one of the series of Harry Potter books...but my Human hasn't read any of them.

    Y'all come by now,
    Hawk aka BrownDog

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  3. The Harry Potter books get progressively better, and JK Rowling did an outstanding job of making the tone of the books "age up" along with the characters. For me, the first two were okay and it was the third one - Prisoner of Azkaban - that got me well and truly hooked. Love the movies, too.

    I did read Twilight, though it quickly became a case of "I can't stop watching this horrible train wreck!" I passed on Fifty Shades, though. I don't agree with making money from fanfic.

    Everybody has different taste. Nothing wrong with that. ;)

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    1. Thanks Sonya! I don't get the whole "fanfic" thing - I mean, what IS it, really? I'm looking forward to reading more of Harry. I figure, if Stephen King liked it, it can't be too bad!

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  4. You are not alone I have never read Harry Potter either or any of the 50 shades of grey dribble....................

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    1. I am embarking on HP now... and will never, ever read 50 SofG!

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  5. I can totally look past your nonadoration for Potter... Because I love you. And love is all about things like this moment.

    And funnel cake. Please tell me you like funnel cake!!

    Hugs!

    Valerie

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    1. Yes, I do love funnel cake - the more funnelly the better! With lots of sugar. And Strawberries!

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