No - I'm not pregnant.
No - I did not win the lottery. Well - I sort of did, but not Powerball or anything like that.
No - I have not been sober the last 24 hours.
Yes - I will tell you what the BFD is - hopefully tomorrow after "a very important phone con."
Yes, I do feel all -
And when I told The Man Behind The Curtain, he was all -
And of course, I had to tell my CP, CP, and my other friends, and we were all -
And when you find out, you are so going to be -
But until then, I've got to be -
So - make sure you check back tomorrow - I think I'll be able to say something then.
Until then, here's your Saturday Morning Tooonz!