Okay, I had to offer this up to all of you. I love reading Kelly's posts at http://dysfunctionallyfun.blogspot.com/. I found her via the April A to Z Challange and have been checking back ever since.
Today, she linked to http://www.flyingplatypi.com/2013/05/i-dont-care-how-much-floral-print-girl.html by Valerie Nunez (sorry about not inserting the little linky things - I'm writing this at work and don't have all the cool bloggity bells and whistles. Fucking cheap ass government). I read it and literally choked on my coffee - no shit. I had to get a roll of paper towels to clean off my keyboard.
See, my husband HATES Taylor Swift. Now, you've probably read my discussion about using the word "hate" and are aware I rarely succumb to it's tidal pull. So, while The Man Behind The Curtain harbors deep, abiding malice towards her person, I merely experience momentary periods of intense discomfort and the urge to puncture my ear drums. That's not hate - that's just annoyance.
So when I read this - I knew I had to share it. I knew I had to broadcast it to the world. Go - read. Laugh your ass off. I did. And I feel better - really. And I will now proceed to burn every floral print article of clothing in my wardrobe. TTFN!